hernameismoon:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

amen.

(via live-fast-u-boob)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance